My name's Aurora. 23.

Genderqueer they/she

cor-relophus:

anosmic-sheep:

But can a cis guy do THIS?

*drops pants. My dick just fucking flops onto the floor and bounces away*

once in high school i was walking down the hall at a brisk pace wearing dress pants and boxers and my (home made!! with nylon stockings + condoms + gak) packer just fell out of my leg and rolled down the hall a little ways and thankfully the only other person in that hall at that time was mr. hayes, the weird stoner english/philosophy teacher who rode his bike around the halls sometimes, and he literally just looked at me and said “i HATE when it does that” and walked away

yellowpoet:

theriu:

rubyredink:

troyetroyetroye:

yellowsuggestion:

My aesthetic: when you take off your glasses on a highway and all the lights go soft and smudged, a trail of amber behind you like a quiet afterthought

My aesthetic: keeping my own glasses on so I can see the road and not die

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Im so sorry youve been trapped in the passenger seat all these years Yellow.

GOD PLEASE LET ME OUT I MISS MY FAMILY

scummybee:

I can never fathom how Billiam Shatner goes out of his way to swear up and down that Kirk and Spock aren’t gay

Dude??? You’re the one that chose to lovingly caress his tit in this scene

Oh and the writing is also really something

andremichaux:

ONE DAY AT A TIME (2017 - 2020)
*gifs do not do this scene justice, so here’s the video posted by @sunflowersrain

Anonymous:

Just wanna warn you, sag and wga are anti ai

theother-will-grayson:

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

that’s good. fuck ai.

“just warning you, the laborers are against the robots stealing their jobs” lmfaooooo

jcrewguy:

Got to meet the Mayor of Burbank briefly at the TreeGate location while striking earlier. He said Universal did not have permits and will be hit with as many fines as possible. pic.twitter.com/UYTvvbCzib  — ♨ Marin M. Miller ♨ (@marinmmillerVO) July 19, 2023ALT
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raimi:
“ romolite:
“ heir-of-the-founders:
“ theoneandonlyredrobin:
“ the-mighty-tor:
“ blakegdiamond:
“ easyvirgin:
“ happy Thursday the 20th
”
I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?
”
next days...

raimi:

romolite:

heir-of-the-founders:

theoneandonlyredrobin:

the-mighty-tor:

blakegdiamond:

easyvirgin:

happy Thursday the 20th

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

October 2016

April 2017

July 2017

September 2018

December 2018

June 2019

February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

It’s tomorrow. For me it’s only 10:43 so I’ll leave this here

Guys its the end of the list D:

The last Thursday the 20th

Here are the next 6 years!

May 2021

January 2022

October 2022

April 2023

July 2023

June 2024

February 2025

March 2025

November 2025

August 2026

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

alastyearonearth:
“ lovecoresockhead:
“ alastyearonearth:
“ lovecoresockhead:
“This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read in a science book
”
show us the duck op ”
the duck. ”
forbidden bath toy ”

alastyearonearth:

lovecoresockhead:

alastyearonearth:

lovecoresockhead:

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read in a science book

show us the duck op

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the duck.

forbidden bath toy

itssophietexas:

itssophietexas:

ode-on-a-grecian-butt:

froody:

mitsuhachiinthehive:

froody:

froody:

It’s funny to me that I’ve met people named Grace, Faith, Patience and Chastity. It is so funny that Puritan names have survived so long and are still so popular if you take a step back and think about it. She’s getting Starbucks today and accusing a townsperson of witchcraft tomorrow.

AND DESTINY, I’ve met so many Destinys.

Nobody even chooses the COOL Puritan names like Punishment, Humiliation, Refuge, Relief, Obedience. And it’s always girls getting Puritan names nowadays. When am I going to see a baby boy named Submit To His Will.

Thats the name of an ex-fundamentalist kinky gay if ever I heard one

kinky evil former Puritan vampire

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i found out i had a quaker cousin from the 1600s named Wrestling. as in, from the torah, Jacob’s wrestling with an angel. She also had a brother named Repentance and one of her sisters was named Fear.

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Absolutely losing my mind over Love, Patience, Fear, Wrestling and fucking Jonathan

secondbeatsongs:

somehow instead of saying “as a treat”, I’ve started using the phrase “for morale”, as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.

and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.

I’m not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me

queeninsomniaisstillawake:

Hey, I saw your Garashir and Quark/Odo slutty outfits and they made my fucking day lmao. Could you maybe do a Q and Picard Version pretty please?

cursedtrekedits:

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that’s what google gave me for “sexy lawyer costume” fyi

bakafox:

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TREE! LAW! UPDATE!

egberts:

striders:

mothman-did-nothing-wrong:

striders:

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can anyone translate whatever the hell my little brother has going on rn

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this is such a good point. @walnutsupreme why aren’t you doing numbers yet

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